sure a dictatorship would be easier

all results are final

it is official, the razzies have been announced and the loser is…

a tie, Catwoman and Fahrenheit 9/11 both received four razzies each.

I, of course, lost a few categories. I thought Dr. Rice was equally as bad as britney spears, and that oliver stone would be recognized as a horrendous screenwriter.

I was wrong, and these are the losers feast upon their failure…

WORST PICTURE
CATWOMAN (Warner Bros.)

WORST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
George W. Bush
FAHRENHEIT 9/11

WORST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Halle Berry
CATWOMAN

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Donald Rumsfeld
FAHRENHEIT 9/11

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Britney Spears
FAHRENHEIT 9/11

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat
FAHRENHEIT 9/11

WORST REMAKE OR SEQUEL
SCOOBY DOO 2: MONSTERS UNLEASHED (Warner Bros.)

WORST DIRECTOR
“Pitof”
CATWOMAN

WORST SCREENPLAY
Theresa Rebeck and John Brancato & Michael Ferris and John Rogers
CATWOMAN