the nature of bad news infects the teller

I’m sick, I’ve been sick since Monday. I didn’t mention anything earlier because I can usually fight this sort of thing off, but yesterday it knocked me cold. I got home and went to bed and didn’t get up until this morning for work.

I feel better… a little.

but it has left me with a ton of crap I want to say about a few things. or rather a few things about a ton of crap.

also

so here goes…

hoses and tits

I’m not so much worried about the lying or the uncooperative behavior. I’m really pissed off at the embarrassment. what red-blooded american male could be against naked-hot-women. I’m not.

these are the same people that blasted janet jackson for flashing a breast at the super bowl. guys were hot and sweaty on the grass and a woman’s breast was offensive. I thought the republicans were homophobic. I guess they’re just closet-case self-loathers.

sad really.

no more fighting on the ice, we’ll have to leave on the grass where it belongs

no hockey this year. which really doesn’t effect me I don’t watch or even rally care about hockey.

but I do care about the fact that the average salary for the league was $1.8 million. that means that, by average, the worse player got almost 2 mil for playing hockey. now I know the average salary for a baseball player was probably higher, but baseball does have a salary cap. ((my socialist father has informed me that baseball does not have a salary cap, I stand corrected))

the players could budge a little for the fans.

bastards.

hasbro is planning a rescue op., but mattel is trying to beat them to market

WHAT THE FUCK!?!

fallout from hiroshima starting to be felt

WHAT THE FU-- sorry, but does it seem the Japanese are a little strange about their technology. what’s wrong with dialing the normal way? too many numbers? too many people on the call list? why does the phone need to respond to waving about.

I’m too damn old…

this is why we have marines, shouldn’t they like their jobs

they’re over in afganisatan, fighting an undisputed enemy of freedom. fighting the very forces that masterminded the attack on the world trade center.

why the hell should they not enjoy the work they do? give this bastard a flipping medal for liking the style of life we paid to train him to do. he’s not shooting babies and raping women, I don’t think, so let’s leave him alone and let him do his job.

"You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap women around for five years because they didn't wear a veil, you know, guys like that ain't got no manhood left anyway. So it's a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them."

rare does not mean precious

if it only grow in one ditch on the planet, and dies 90% of the time it gets moved, perhaps it won’t really matter if it is lost to the world. if a plant lives and the world doesn’t care, would the world care if the plant died?

hate is easier to teach

"Tolerance itself can be a very dangerous word," said the Rev. Terry Fox, a Southern Baptist pastor in Wichita, Kansas. "Tolerance gives the public schools an avenue to literally brainwash our kids that every lifestyle is OK."

full quote, wanted both people that read this blog to know that someone actually said this.

tolerance itself can be a very dangerous word. tolerance is dangerous thing, like blacks and whites living in the same towns, and ~gasp~ maybe even marry.

the horror. we can’t let our child embrace love and multi-culturalism. that would be against god.

we must call in the denim-shirts to fight toleration. damn the tolerant.

the best damn JFK ever

we have lost a great american. ossie davis deserves a better send off than I can deliver. I’ll be watching Bubba Ho-Tep in his honor

black togas only

even the delta house will have bowed heads tonight. everything that john vernon was in was good, or at least fun to watch. from the Outlaw Josey Wales to Killer Klowns from Outer Space, it was a wild ride.

no one will ever piss down his back and tell him it was raining again.

official, Kinky ‘06

I’ve said this before, I’ll vote for him. Kinky, send me a copy of that petition when you’re ready.

flicker notes

macgyver is still the coolest show ever, just finished season one and I will watch it a bunch more.

just bought wonderfalls and I can’t figure out why they cancelled this show. hot chick and a talking wax lion, what else does the world need?

bill hicks live… well not really, but it is a fun almost four hours.

back to the sickness

I’m going to wallow for a little while in my own sickness.

night…